þriðjudagur, apríl 22, 2003
A nasty joke
A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the
front door.
"What are you doing?!?!" insists her mother.
"Mom, it's my love dress! Don't you like it?"
"I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.
A few weeks later, the mother arrives at her daughter's house once. Again, she is shocked when her naked daughter answers the door to greet her.
"Now what are you doing?"
"Mom, it's my love dress! It keeps the marriage spicy!"
"I'll give you a few more weeks," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.
Later that night, the mother decides to try it for herself. When her husband arrives home, she greets him at the front door in the nude.
"Honey, what are hell are you doing!" remarks the husband.
"It's my love dress, dear! What do you think of it?"
"Well, to be perfectly honest," replies her husband, "I think you should have ironed it first!"
A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the
front door.
"What are you doing?!?!" insists her mother.
"Mom, it's my love dress! Don't you like it?"
"I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.
A few weeks later, the mother arrives at her daughter's house once. Again, she is shocked when her naked daughter answers the door to greet her.
"Now what are you doing?"
"Mom, it's my love dress! It keeps the marriage spicy!"
"I'll give you a few more weeks," replies her mother, as she turns and leaves for the car.
Later that night, the mother decides to try it for herself. When her husband arrives home, she greets him at the front door in the nude.
"Honey, what are hell are you doing!" remarks the husband.
"It's my love dress, dear! What do you think of it?"
"Well, to be perfectly honest," replies her husband, "I think you should have ironed it first!"
laugardagur, apríl 19, 2003
tangerine
You are a beautiful person, in a wistful kind of way. If you could, you would spend all your time daydreaming and writing poetry. You are a tragic beauty.
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Tangerine
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You are a beautiful person, in a wistful kind of way. If you could, you would spend all your time daydreaming and writing poetry. You are a tragic beauty.
You are sensitive and caring, and you don't take insults well. You don't smile much, but when you do, you really mean it.
People like to be around you because you are a calming influence. You have an appreciation for all things beautiful, and you probably have some potted plants. You also most likely own a cat.
You like Sundays and hot tea. You will spend your entire life yearning for quiet beauty, which is a rarity in this world, so you read a lot.
Everyone you know thinks you're "nice."
þriðjudagur, apríl 15, 2003
The Pianist
I saw the film "The Pianist" last night. I Just have to say, how bad can people be to other people. Why is all this hater in the world. But anyway, the popcorn and Fresca was great!
I saw the film "The Pianist" last night. I Just have to say, how bad can people be to other people. Why is all this hater in the world. But anyway, the popcorn and Fresca was great!
sunnudagur, apríl 13, 2003
Since my english blog could be technically dead
You can see what I'm doing or at least what I am seeing from day to day on my fotolog
You can see what I'm doing or at least what I am seeing from day to day on my fotolog
föstudagur, apríl 04, 2003
Where is Raed ?
I just hope there hasn't anything bad happened for Read. His last post is from 24th march.
I just hope there hasn't anything bad happened for Read. His last post is from 24th march.
